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HEAVEN OR HELLOne day while walking down the street a highly successfulexecutive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Hersoul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the PearlyGates by St. Peter himself."Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settledin though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangelyenough, we've never once had an executive make it this farand we're not really sure what to do with you.""No problem, just let me in." said the woman."Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we'regoing to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heavenand then you can choose whichever one you want to spend aneternity in.""Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stayin Heaven", said the woman."Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put theexecutive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto theputting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance wasa country club and standing in front of her were all herfriends - fellow executives that she had worked with andthey were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talkedabout old times. They played an excellent round of golf andat night went to the country club where she enjoyed anexcellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who wasactually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a greattime telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a goodtime that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybodyshook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the PearlyGates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time tospend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp andsinging. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24hours were up and St. Peter came and got her."So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day inheaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, Inever thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been reallygreat and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she wentdown-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevatoropened she found herself standing in a desolate wastelandcovered in garbage and Filth. She saw her friends weredressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and puttingit in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm aroundher. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday Iwas here and there was a golf course and a country club andwe ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now allthere is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends lookmiserable."The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we wererecruiting you; today you're staff."-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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